Haha! Nope. Why would I take off??? The kitten woke me at 6:30 by pretending my hair is yarn! My scalp is full of scratches

also, there are tiny puncture wounds in my neck, ear and fingers! Babysitting has gotten much more complicated over the years!

Pass the biscuits please, my breakfast seems to have given my stomach another missed call

why my stomach does not acknowledge that I've eaten I will never know...