ah very good!...

not that your food is going to your liver...but you managed to explain what I could not ...I'm sure it was a green pea that calmly rolled out of my ear the other day. it was a clever pea too cos it asked me "what the hell just happened?"

...even it knew somethin' wasn't right.

...so you would be the cats slave right? funny how they 'aquire' slaves.
my neighbours kitten has assigned slave duty for me. it is my responsibility to provide snacks and company when it's primary slave is un-available.

...actually it's not a kitten anymore ..it was at first! but now it looks pregnant....and pretty soon I'm expecting to hear me me me me me...at the door.

only when kittens turn into cats do they seem to add the "ow"...onto the "me"