Less than a month ago, I was at the mall and left my purse on a chair in the middle where the food court is. Luckily, someone turned it in to security pretty quickly.

Then today, I was at the mall AGAIN and AGAIN, I was walking through a department store and went, "*GASP!* Where's my purse!" to my friend. I ran back to the bathroom- not there- then the kitchen store- not there- and I kept fixating on the bathroom. So I reported it to the security. As we were walking to the stores, all I could see was people. Seas of people, any one of which could have my bank card and my kids' cards, gift cards... My friend and I check trash near the entrance and inside near the bathrooms. We went out to the dumpsters near where I'd been in Macy's trying on capes. I called and reported it to the police. Told them all the cards that were in there, social security cards, everything! Then, as we were looking some more I a memory flashed in my mind of hanging the purse on the rack I'd tried the cape on. I RAN. I found an employee as I couldn't remember where that section was. She told me to go upstairs to the offices. Just after I told them what my purse looks like, my friend called: "I've got it!" I ran downstairs. Yup. He had it. Whew!

I was still all worked up. Right now, we're at starbucks. Darn that I can't drink or we'd be at a bar. lol

Is this just flake brain on higher meds or do I need to implant my wallet inside me?