yeah I would go the implant! or get a purse tattoo

what a relief...I hate it when that happens.
things like car keys and wallets or purses cause so much stress but then on the flip side the elation when the offending item is re-discovered is awesome...almost euphoric. weird that but maybe not so.

shopping I expect can be a distraction and I often notice people leaving things behind.

we have these automatic checkout machines at the supermarket and I so often withdraw money and then walk off without it and my card! and then the staff have to chase me down the mall and I feel like a dumbass

I obsessively keep my wallet in left front pocket and keys in right front pocket of my pants and check constantly, people probably think I'm playin' with myself!