Apparently I have a very odd definition of sex. I've never had intercourse. I've defined sex as intercourse, not oral sex or mutual masturbation. So, I might have to update my personal dictionary.

Well, the second one was more bad luck, less stupid decision. The first was more stupid decision, less bad luck. To be fair, I was fairly obsessive in my relationship with her - both physically and emotionally, so I'm a pretty crooked person myself.