it's the 21st century - why is that not a viable solution??? btw, yeah, I can swear like a sailor when I am driving. it will also just pour out of my mouth if i'm too close to the bus driver and paying attention. you did NOT want to be around me when we had that little bus accident on T's first day back! but it would take an act of God to get me swearing mad at T, and i'm an atheist
ETA: italians/latins use sex terms to swear, wasps use bodily excrement terms.