I take one of the kids to a "slowchiatrist". I'm not sure if he speaks every syllable of every word so slowly because:

1. he's dumb
2. he believes we are dumb
3. every minute he keeps us there = kaching towards his $400 hour

hmmm.... I have to say it must be a 40/20/40 split. :P

anyway how'd it go at the shrinky?