So I work with a lady that I worked with back in the day - in 1986. . .in an UW department at a different company.
I've been here at this company for almost five years, she's been here longer.
We didn't work in the same department until four months ago.
Every once in a while we would send each other emails.
Just little short how do you do's or funny stories.

I also work with another lady that I kinda roll my eyes at when I see her.
And since we were in separate departments, it was easy to not make much of an effort to socialize with her. But we are in the same department now.

Today, we had an unit meeting and our department VP called on my girlfriend.
I turned to look at her, and low and behold, the other lady started talking.

Evidently, I got them mixed up - I've been sending my old coworker funny stories but snubbing her in person (for the last five years).
And the other lady must think I'm nutso for chatting her up when I see her.

But wait - the day wasn't over yet.

Last night I took a shower right when I got home from work.
This morning at work, I had my usual two HUGE cups of coffee and I assure you, I visited the ladies room SEVERAL times between last night and this afternoon.
Only, it was around noon and I was in the restroom and realized. . .

and I have NEVER done this before,

I had my unmentionables on backwards. Not inside out. But tag in the front - BACKWARDS!
And no, it wasn't comfortable, I just thought that was me being (literally) too big for my britches.

So the good thing about today for me? That I'm home and I'll try again tomorrow.