Yup. Returned every single one. He thinks $= love, but I keep trying to tell him that I don't care about material things. I want him to LISTEN. I want him to spend time with me. I want him to demonstrate that he has the slightest clue about who I am.

I say all of this to him every year, and I said it again with my T sitting right there. Clearly, it's never going to happen.