Dubblemonkey, have you ever read The Principia Discordia (How I found the Goddess and what I did to her when I found Her.) ????
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/

I think you will feel better about your noodle brain if you read it. It's easy to read. And funny (levety,) and yet... important.... to people like me and I bet people like you. I don't know why I didn't think to ask you before.