I'm going to try not to be gross here...

Several times a week I dream I have to go to the bathroom (#2), but there is no bathroom available. I then resort to relieving myself, and catching it in my own hands so i can dispose of the waste without anyone knowing. If by chance I wake up, I don't really have to go to the bathroom, it's all a dream.

Any thoughts, other then that I'm a weirdo, which I already know