and the guy on Skype, the one towards whom I feel maternal - he is EX husband's ex gf's first child. So no, I am not married. And I said "ex" - I am a careful writer. Plus, if you have read a single post of mine on the Bipolar forum, you should have realized that I am divorced. Why do I, an older person on Lithium, remember that you are a virgin and you cannot remember my marital status? You are 19 - you are supposed to have an excellent memory and remember every little bit of irrelevant crap that comes your way!

When I was married to my second husband, I was monogamous for a whole 12 years. So yes, I CAN pull it off.