This is really fun, I like it, BRN.

Once I tried my hand at being creative with "The ABCs of Me", creating an acrostic poem about my bp with the letters of the alphabet. When I showed it to my t she shook her head and gave me a very pained look. After reading your 12 Days, I decided to go back and reread the poem to see what was wrong with it. Wow, I was quite ill then.
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