I used to work in an office with four attorneys ... One of them felt it was his god given duty to "change" my natural southern english ... Everytime I utilized a southern colloquialism or phrase he'd hatefully attempt to correct me ... The final straw came one morning when I was up to my arse in alligators ...

He asked if I had copied a particular document for a hearing and I replied I'm fixin' to, to which he replied, You aren't fixin' to do anything, Did you mean about to? ... I told him that he'd better get out of my office right quick because I was fixin' to put my foot up his arse ... He left quickly and worked diligently to never insult me in such a manner ever again ... The Arrogant Donkey ... !!!