I did not ask him - he found me, so the distance is his problem, not mine.

The next gem is a 34-year-old Indian guy from Delhi (now, from Fremont CA) complimenting me on being, OMG, voluptuous. All I posted is a very professional looking headshot, no curves (I do have them but I do not show them). So... I challenged him. He cited his wild imagination and said that he hopes that I like men with wild imagination. Now what do I do with THAT???

On the plus side I have a date on Tuesday with a guy my age with flawless English, without any show of wild imagination, without improper questions, without any impropriety for that matter, and with a username along the lines of "avid UNIX user" so he is a geek which is OK with me.

So it is not all bad.