Hi. My name is Bob. I, uh, like women. I like them a lot. If your reading this, and uh, your one of those women, then, like, call me, ok? And we can, like, hang out and, like, do stuff together. I'm like, 30 or something and I don't pick my nose and wipe it on the couch or anything, so I'm like, clean and stuff. I don't fart either, cuz I like, can do that on request so I have full control over it. How many dudes can say that, right! So like, call me and stuff.

hahahaha... sorry, couldn't resist!