It's the fault of the three foam pads I have on my mattress, I tell you! What a damnable rude awakening I got this morning!! The pads had slipped beyond the edge of the mattress and kept right on slipping... with me on them! What woke me up was me slapping my nose on the edge of my night table and then landing on top of my poor dog Amber!! She layed there for a minute, stunned, I'm sure. Not knowing what had happened to her, either! She slipped out from under me and as I shook my head to get my bearings, blood went flying on the edge of the bed and drop, drop, by fat drop on the floor! eeewwwww I don't like the sight of my own blood! FREAKY!!

It took me a while to get it stopped but no mirror in sight! For all I knew, I had split my nostril open! I couldn't figure out if the blood was coming from only the outside of my nostril or from the inside too.

I think I layed on the floor for a good 15 minutes trying to stop the bleeding. Three Kleenex's later, it had stopped. When I tried to brace myself on the bed to get up, it went skooting across the room on it's damnably annoying casters!! Eventually, I just made like a stink bug with my but in the air and managed to stand up.

Now I am SORE all over! Three Tylenol haven't helped... Maybe lunch out with my best friend will help...

Ooooh... woe is me!!!!