Beth, if you hadn't truned this into something funny, I would have known that was something drastically wrong with you!

How can you go bump, bump, bump down the stairs??? I tried that one time and IT HURT!!!! I guess it's better than sliding down the banister, though! LOL That sudden stop is a killer!

Ya know, I had to laugh at myself this morning while I was still on the floor. I was pinching my nose with a tissue to stem the blood flow and it wouldn't stop. Without a mirror, I couldn't tell for sure where the blood was coming from, so I wadded up a Kleenex and stuck it up my nose and tried to get up. Thing is, I was sitting on the sheet that had come with me and my foot slipped. Wound up sitting on my round butt again and going cross-eyed to look at the tissue up my nose. Just about then I thought what a sight I might be and busted out laughing. Amber thought I was crying and started licking my face like she usually does when I cry silently. Then she started licking my nose and for an instant, I thought she might bite it! She nibbles it when she gives me kisses, so I over reacted. By this time the tissue was soaked and was beginning to drip on the floor. THEN I started crying... then laughing... then cussing the housekeeper that was supposed to have cleaned by bedroom yesterday. She didn't EVEN begin to get under the bed!! What a comedy of errors!!

Oh, yeah! The getting up! OMG!! Because of the arthritis in my knees, it hurts to be on them even if I was kneeling on a cloud, so I got off them as fast as I could by litteraly standing on all fours... that made my butt stick up in the air like a stink bug does when it shoots his stinky stuff... That had to look hilarious!!

I wanna know!! Who falls out of bed at MY age???? Only me, I'm sure! LMBO! It's the foam pads, I tell ya! They slid and took me with them! Not MY fault!