Since I moved from San Diego to the East Coast (New York for the past two years) I have been so, so hopelessly single. I try so hard.. I get shot down every single time. I lost count of the guys that have rejected me.

My last relationship, which lasted only three months, ended back in early 2009.

I'm afraid with more time that passes my "market value" goes down. I'm going to be 33 in a week.. I just got shot down yet again by another guy who I thought I had great chemistry with. That'll make number four or five this year alone. What the hell.

Guys just don't seem to view me as a girlfriend type, ever. I've even asked my guy friends.. they are stumped. I'm very attractive and educated. I make people laugh. My friends love me, my parents love me.. and that's it. No one can figure it out.

I just don't get it. Did I sleep through the class where they teach you how this stuff works? Was everyone born with a manual except for me?

Everywhere I go everyone is coupled up. Going to the grocery store is an effin' nightmare - all I see is couples and women with baby carriages. I could swear I'm the last single person in this city. Like I'm that loser that gets picked last for the team.

I don't know how much more of this sh** I can take.