At work we were doing a list of items that another store location wanted us to prepare for them last night. one of the lists is to package some brands of pre-made salads into small containers for them. They wanted 1 potato salad, 1 mustard salad, 1 beet salad, and 1 coleslaw. My coworker wrote it down for me like this on the paper...

... Pot Must Beet Slaw (lmao)

I thought "what the heck does she smoke?"