We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. This just tells
you
how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show"
with Jay Leno.

Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was
a
day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had
never met before.

The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain,
when
she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra
latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room
and
in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
which she did for a while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee
beside
the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and
she
quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
rest
against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the
side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman
and refrained from peeking.

All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants,
the
young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's
fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to
mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It
was
quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme
cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so
long"
with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in
need of some
assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed
it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of
the
icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in
the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to
get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to
unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought
your first date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment ... "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.