Wow, you miss a day on these boards, and you miss a lot!!! I love being a woman, even though I certainly don't love my period, painful sex and the other aforementioned things in this thread. I love dresses and hair and shoes and shopping! And multiple orgasms!

But being a man would have its benefits, too. Pee standing up (well, women can do that, too, but it's more difficult, takes some practice), being physically stronger than women on average, make more money, don't need to shave your pits, and a few other benefits.