....you have a bad day and SOME smartass just has to ask, "Are you off your meds again?"

....your family accuses you of "being too happy" (like there's such a thing, haha)

....you come unspooled at the mere thought of having to attend the office Christmas party

....your psychiatrist takes one look at you and says, "Are we manic today?" just because you're wearing blue eyeshadow and a gypsy skirt.....and you're 54.