How in the world is someone who can only describe themselves as "crazy" date?!

I have such problems dating!! I warn everyone I start getting close to about my problems, and when we start getting serious, I tell them how to calm me down, how to handle me.. But it seems like they don't understand what I am saying..

I just want to be in a healthy relationship, where my crazy doesnt interfere.

I can't think of the right way to say anything at the moment, but PLEASE! Ask me some questions to get the brain flowing better. I'm an open book!