I Love being a female (but as somebody who truly leans to asexual, I couldn't care less about orgasms and all that crap. As much as I love to fantasize... it's too much effort, imho).

But gah, I think being able to pee while standing up would be so great during travels. How I envy men each time I walk into some horror like bathrooms in a gas station on highway. And having period while travelling and exchanging those things on horror bathrooms on gas station where the line by female toilets is longer then meat lines during USSR time? I'd exchange all orgasms in the world for a penis in the moment.

(yes, I know they invented a... thing for women to be able to pee standing up. I don't own it. DOn't send it to me for xmas).