a couple weeks ago a friend came over to watch a movie. just after she sat down, she being a large woman, she started popping farts. pop pop pop pop pop like every second popped another pop. it went on and on and on. i wanted to say something like,"oooow, i can't do that!" but instead we both just carried on and pretended nothing was happening. pop pop pop it was a first, so though we've known each other well for 22 years, cossing this line this makes us family.