To be sung to the tune of "You've Got A Friend"
Sung by James Taylor, written by Carole King
Rewritten by Petunia

You've Got Pee-'em's

When you're down or manic
And you need another pill
And P-doc, well, P-doc cannot be found

Click my name and write to me
And soon I will be there
To listen to
You badmouth your missing P.

You just type out my name
And you know if I am online
I'll come running, oh yeah baby
To listen again

ADD, Depression or ugh
All you need's a cyber (( hug ))
And I'll be there, yes I will.
Cuz you've got Pee-em's.

Ain't it good to know
You've got Pee-em's.