<font color="purple"> LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really needed these laughs today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I come from a family of proud farters as does my husband (well except his mom, whom even tho you hear her toot, she denies it 100% that she doesnt).... The ones I hate are the sneeze and squeeze.... usually that happnes when ya dont want it too in a public place or in a quiet room..... Only time I ever heard of lightening them afire was in the movie Wagons East!! Havent tried it though.... growing up we called them bouffers (booo-furs).... </font>