Every single guy I meet, I have to flirt with. Constantly. I'm not happy until I make them fall for me. There's a new guy at work who isn't even cute. He's not my type at all but I keep flirting and trying to get him to like me by being extra friendly and making him laugh. It's working and I can tell this is going to be disastrous. I always end up sleeping with the guy and getting attached for no reason. Then they break my heart and I move onto a new guy within a week.

In the back of my head it's always like "But what if he's *the one*???" and yeah. He never is.