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Old Sep 16, 2006, 11:55 PM
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Best recipe for a fartin' good time the next day is:

6 hard boiled eggs, for smell
a half gallon of cooked beans, for volume
a six pack of beer, for fermentation.

This comes from experience living with Jerry and farting contests with his work buddies.
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