You are the right size, it's the pants that don't fit. The people commenting on you and your behavior, slapping, beating, etc. you are the ones with the problem. Only you can be you and you are 100% the best there is at being you. You can't make mistakes being you because there's no one else who can do it better. Not all people are sharks and the sharks aren't going to win. Too many Roy Scheider police chiefs and Richard Dreyfuss ichthyologists to help us.