I only ever had one paralyzed dream. Scared the **** out of me. First time I didnt know wtf was happening to me. There wasnt anything bad in it. Just woke up from a nap was trying to get up out of the chair here at work and couldnt no matter how hard I tried. My body just wouldnt do what i was telling it to. I really thought I had died and was a spirit or something. Then I woke up for real. Freaked me out.

But now I just try to keep the devils on my shoulder at bay and be good.
Had half a mind to put a hot lead ball through a jackass hunter the other day, but I decided it might not be worth it. lol