I follow a stretch routine every day. Have for 10 yrs...maintenance y'know? I would like to begin yoga...I would if they all weren't basic 'round here...I'd like to pursue the meditative aspects on a progressive scale. Attain and practice these wondrous reflective states that serious practitioners tout...while making like a yout'ful pretzel.

Damnit...anything like that ain't readily available to us proles...new age professionals with spare no expense pockets and a guru highlighted on the iphone...that's who affords that stuff.

Jee-zeus...I wouldn't like that...my imagination is runnin' away with me. I'd just like some advanced pretz'ling spaced-time with some decent instruction on spaced-time. More than a library book provides and less than having to own a busy iphone and a late model BMW with hair gel on the backrest.

Haha...cynic me. That's a stereo-type ain't it! But then Californy for example is fulla those. And owns more of it's share of ex-pat Hindis catering to oneness with all out of a swonk retreat with a valley view....

Ok ok...I'll go to the blinkin' library... I'se just havin' fun...it's early! My grey hasn't set yet. *yawn* Time to do my stretches...basic style...to morning radio and a cat that sees me as a target when I'm on her level...forget the oneness...