Yeah, I figured, when I got in better shape in my "Cave of Love" , I'd move on and get some of those kegel weights. Those are my favorite muscles, after all! Unfortunately, I still haven't gotten back into doing the Kegels. I forget a lot. I need to put up a reminder or something.

I figure it this way: If you have exceptionally strong vaginal muscles, and you're having sex with your man (sorry, lesbians, I don't think this will work with women), just clamp down and hold him in tight! Present him with the list of chores that need to be done (and thrown in a catalog of your favorite jewelry while you're at it) and warn him, "I'll squeeze your penis to death like a cobra if you don't finally get this stuff done! And buy me the necklace on page 88!"