Well, there are already two guys off New Year's Eve. My boss asked me if I could work the midnight shift. I responded, "Well I guess I don't need to go out and get completely *********." He thought that was a swell idea. (He heard to fire call the night I rolled my truck DUI style in the area his volunteer fire company covers)

So I'll be hanging out at the coal mine, streaming the ball drop live off the internet and playing the audio over the paging system for all the men underground to hear.