This has actually made me smile and giggle a little inside because I have heard nearly everyone of those lines but my favourite HAS to be...

"There are people alot worse off than you, you should appreciate what you have"

Yes maybe so and I am sorry for that but that doesn't make my problems any smaller or more insignificant!!and another thing that bugs me is when people say "there was no depression in the old days, all these "medical diagnoses" are just excuses for people to behave badly or claim benefit or get sympathy.
That makes me sick when people say that!