You deserve better!!!

Maybe I lie with my answer or maybe I'm lying about the lie which would then make me a conflicted liar because in a weird way my lies may cancel each other out which would then make the original lie untrue. ****, I suck at lying... unless I'm lying which would then mean I'm a really good liar . I'm so ****ing confused.....

You would not know I'm lying, but I would know I'm lying about my lie to you... I'm like a really weird conflicted life.