"I will not have you telling me 'how bad you feel'. We will not talk about suicide. You don't have depression and I will not enable your personality disorder."

"I know when someone is depressed and you are NOT. A depressed person cries all the time or talks realllllyyyy slooooowlyyyyy. You don't."

(Said by my ex psychiatrist when I was really depressed for a long time and my life had completely fallen apart because of it.)