I have god like powers and I use them to make my life easier and also to help others. I can do virtually anything but mostly I use this power to improve my human existence so I am always clean, I always smell good, have a great haircut and perfect teeth plus my clothes are always ironed and crisp and I am never hold or cold. I also don't sweat. I am basically pure energy and I can get up off the floor without using my hands. I can go back in time too. I am also very funny. I can also split myself into 100 different people, all of whom are male because that's who I am, and we all are candidates for TIME's Person of the Year. 5 of my people are in one band and we make the world's best music and we have been described as the next Led Zeppelin. One of my people is a champion tennis player who is going to win the next 4 Grand Slams. My primary person, who is me, is pretty good looking and a cross between Christian Bale and maybe Jeremy Northam. I look pretty generic truth be told, but I am calm and organised. I have a wife and she is pretty attractive and a good person and she likes her job. I might have kids, or I might not. It's not that I am leaving it to chance, since I am a god, it's just that I haven't decided.
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