At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of
seriousbackache. The doctor examines him and asks him, "What the hell
did you do to your back?"The patient replies, "You know that I am a
bouncer at a local night club? Well, yesterday morning I got home to my
flat quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew
someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed
and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not
find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out
of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and
threw it at him. That's how I strained my back ".The 2nd patient arrives
looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says, "My previous
looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"The
2nd patient replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now
Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job. I forgot
to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building,
getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit
by a fridge.

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients
did. The doctor was shocked. Again he asks, "What the hell happened to
you?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge when ............ !"