The only thing I really want to do is go stay at one of those stilt houses in the ocean in the Maldives.They are literally IN the water, and they have sun decks and open floor plans. Some even have water slides! There are barbecue grills and canopy beds on the decks (mmm, afternoon delight!), and when you want to go swimming you just walk down the steps or jump off the deck into this incredibly crystal blue water.

Yes, if I could go there and live in one of those houses, I could die a happy woman.