Oh that's another thing! Making generalizations that answer the meaningful questions in life like, who can be most obnoxious? is another specialty.

I should make a list of all the wonderful skills one has thrown upon them when being in this state. I won't because I want to.

I'm going to imitate sleep now and see what happens. Maybe if I tell myself I'm faking it, my stubborn brain will decide to rebel and fall asleep! How's that for a walk on the wild side? Zzzzz!