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Originally Posted by Illegal Toilet
I have written to my government asking them to issue me a stainless steel meat cleaver and the right to be able to use my arbitrary judgment to be legally free to decapitate anyone I see fit. That lady would've lost her head.
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I presume this was intended to be funny. It isn't.
I suppose I could have said, "You are creating an unsafe situation by blocking the stairs. Do I have to call a cop or are you going to move and make your phone call in a place that is safe for everyone?" Still, I doubt she would have moved. You can never find a cop when you need one. Now I have a good reason to go to New Jersey - I can buy pepper spray there.