A GOOD PUN'S ITS OWN REWARD

Energizer Bunny arrested —
charged with battery!!!

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Practice safe eating —
always use condiments.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

Shotgun wedding —
A case of wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

If electricity comes from electrons —
does that mean that morality comes from morons?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

A successful diet —
the triumph of mind over platter?

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color —
is it a pigment of your imagination.

Reading whilst sun bathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.