That would be fun, LOL....But then it would be picked apart.

B - "MUE, you are coming off as passive-aggressive, and it makes me angry"
C - "MUE is trying to make a point, I see it and she deserves to be heard!"
B - "But it's the way she went about it that I'm commenting on, not the issue itself. I'm focusing on PROCESS. And it irked me."
MUE - "I wasn't put on this earth to give a rats behind about you being irked. HEAR ME, DAMMIT...oh and as an aside, I didn't irk you. You were irked by why I said. Own your feelings, dammit."
D - "ACK! I am SO triggered right now by the loud voices! Make it stop!"
C - "OMG, D, we need to focus on you now. Who is MUE? I forget"....