Well, I know what the smart thing to do is, and then there is what I actually do. For some reason I feel compelled to answer every question someone asks honestly. So often I end up saying much more than I really wanted to. I don't trust people, and I don't go into detail about being "crazy" and everything, but I will talk about things that happened in a detached kind of way which (I suppose, since I've been told this by others) gives the impression that I'm really "put together" or "well adjusted."

But if only they knew!