It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs. Carlyle marry one another, and so making only two people miserable instead of four. – Samuel Butler

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chavelier

There’s a way of transferring funds that’s even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage – Ronnie Shakes

Damn it, sir, it is your duty to get married. You can’t be always living for pleasure. – Oscar Wilde

Yes, my husband is younger than me, but it’s not a problem. If he dies, he dies. – Joan Collins

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. – Jeff Foxworthy