I know we come here with health concerns and complaints, but I believe "laughter is the best medicine." Therefore, I am starting this health humor thread. When you feel up to it, please post your own silly/funny experiences with doctors, health jokes, cartoons, etc. Thanks! If nothing else, maybe the groan you make from whatever I post will get your mind a bit off the groans from your ailments.

A woman accompanied her husband when he went for his annual check-up. While the patient was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to his wife, "I don't like the way he looks."
"Neither do I," she said. "But he's handy around the house."