true stories,

I enroled with a new doc a few months ago, my first visit was to see the nurse to take details of my health history, all was going well until she asked me what difficulties i have, i told her asthma, eczema, saeboherric dermititus, dyslexia, arthritis, multiple allergies, hyperhydrosis and dissociative motor disorder, at which point she said "how do you spell that please!"

a mate of mine is a T2 quadraplegic, when he arrived at hospital for a pre booked scan was told "just hop onto the bed and we can get started!"
his reply was 'not without a hoist'
to be met with a suprised look and a very suprised 'oh' by the nurse