That's a superb idea. Match.com on the company credit card
I can just see the snotty emails I'd get from the finance department. Unfortunately, I'm not sure "the wellness check told me to get a 'life partner'" would constitute a valid reason for the expense

As for you're 3 things, isn't it better to eat raw vegetables that cooked ones? Why are they telling you to cook them?
A suggested improvement you could add is "I will do 30 mins walk a day". After all, most of us must spend at least that walking (or chasing the kids) around the home/office/whatever on the average day without even realising.